May 2013
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
trust: do you ever feel sad for no apparent reason? like you could be in the best possible mood but you get this wave of sadness and you suddenly dont wanna do anything but sleep forever
Apr 18th
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March 2013
Mar 22nd
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Joeyo & J: Art Museums
Me: What is something fun to do in an art museum?
Joeyo: Look at art.
Me: lol. I can hardly contain my excitement.
Joeyo: Were u looking for a suggestion like, have sex in the disabled persons bathroom
Me: HAHAHA
Mar 11th
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Mar 5th
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sillygillie: imorb: how do snakes have sex i mean they’re fuckin noodles …. I really don’t know . LOL 
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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February 2013
Feb 25th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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shilku: before you fall in love with me, let me tell you that I smoke too many cigarettes, and I would rather watch the moon on a Saturday night than go out and get drunk at expensive bars with people that don’t give a damn about me. let me tell you that I am yesterday’s paper throw in the garbage, unread. I am not a romantic midnight walk down by the park, or everlasting roses that never wilt....
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 5th
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January 2013
I'm in Hong Kong!
I’m going to be studying in Hong Kong for a year at CUHK so if you would like to follow my adventures visit jk-hk.tumblr.com!
Jan 11th
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Honolulu ✈Incheon
Jan 7th
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My Tumblr is freaking me out right now. mayn.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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December 2012
How Asian Parents Discipline Grown Children
When an Asian parent's offspring grows too old or too big to be beaten anymore, they develop different ways to discipline their rambunctious ones. I have taken observation of these and record them here to bring awareness to this spiral of doom an shit.
At the time of the issue: The asian parent will make you feel like shit about what you did.
5-min later: He/She is still making you feel like shit.
10-min later: Asian Parent is still angry but has ran out of shit to say about the original issue so he/she makes you feel like shit about how messy your room is.
15-min: Asian Parent remembers something about the original issue and jumps from messy room back to the original issue.
20-min: Arguing has subsided but Asian parent goes to other Asian parent and they start making sarcastic comments about how they should do stupid things too, loud enough so you can hear, making you feel stupid about what you did.
Hours later: Asian parents tag team and start a co-op team of shittery. They start comparing you to other Asian kids who are comparably better than you.
Years Later: They will bring it up when you do something bad again to make you feel like shit about previous and present issues. This turns into a big snowball effect and discipline becomes shittier and shittier. They could also talk shit about future you, making predictions of how shitty you are going to be in the future.
The torment never ends.
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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fuck im seriously not in the mood for bullshit.
Dec 3rd
Dec 1st
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November 2012
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I get this weird sense of pride filling out my...
Nationality: AMERICAN I feel so damn free.  
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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My dash has exploded with Obama.
Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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“I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to...”
– (via maomi)
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Me and My Father: Home Depot
The relationship between me and my father has turned into a bunch of cynicism and sarcasm.
Me: Hey! Where you going??
Father: Home Depot.
Me: To do what?
Father: I'm going to rob some planks, what else am I going to do.
Me: Oh, alright.
Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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October 2012
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Having breakfast with a girl I just met
Her: Alright I’m gonna go to work now. Inner-self: ASK FOR HER NUMBER FUCKKKKKKKK Me: Oh alright, I’m gonna go study. Her: Ok bye. Inner-self: GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCK ASK FOR HER NUMBER.   Me: Bye. ...
Oct 30th
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If you have trouble focusing like me
I suggest you download an extension known as StayFocusd for google chrome.  They have a nuke option, which allows you to block the websites that distracts you for a set period of time (ex. 24 hours) and helps you get shit done. Bye guys. See you in 24 hours…. :(
Oct 28th
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What I do before I start studying.
Find my study material Remember I need to empty my waste bin Emptied waste bin, then realize my room is a mess. Clean room, then realize my books are out of order Order my books. Oh hey! My nail clipper, I’ve been looking for this. Clips nails. Throw them in waste bin.   Check email Check tumblr check email again to see if I get my acceptance letter. Check instagram I’m...
Oct 28th
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