fuck im seriously not in the mood for bullshit.
I get this weird sense of pride filling out my Chinese/Hong Kong Visas.
I feel so damn free.
My dash has exploded with Obama.
I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day.
— (via maomi)
Me and My Father: Home Depot
- The relationship between me and my father has turned into a bunch of cynicism and sarcasm.
- Me: Hey! Where you going??
- Father: Home Depot.
- Me: To do what?
- Father: I'm going to rob some planks, what else am I going to do.
- Me: Oh, alright.